Billy Beyrer was born on January 14, 1983 in East Meadow, New York, USA as William Thomas Beyrer. He is an actor and writer, known for Mime & Punishment (2010), Drink ResponSAWbly (2010) and Hollywood BuzzSaw (2006).

A short online comedy Zaius of Our Lives's tagline is "It's always uncomfortable when a parent interferes with your love life. Even more so when you're an Ape." It's a fun 8-minute mix of soap opera-turned-Planet of the Apes.

"I have to get back to the Ministry, one of the Sacred Scrolls is missing."